85 Travel Excuses
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I'm sorry officer, I just hate this place so much I had to get out! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I just got back from Chicago. |
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I'm sorry officer, my speedometer must be broken. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, the bus got delayed today. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'll be on a business trip. |
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I'm sorry, but I can't afford the gas to get there. |
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I'm sorry, but I can't afford the plane tickets to get there. |
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I couldn't make it yesterday because I was in a car accident. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my car broke down on my way here. |
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I'm sorry officer, someone's been following me and I was trying to lose him. |
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I'm sorry officer, my car stalls if I go under 70! |
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I'm sorry officer, I was just trying to dry my car in the wind. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got pulled over for driving alone in the carpool lane. |
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I'm sorry officer, I thought that light was green! I'm colorblind. |
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I'm sorry officer, my cruise control must be broken. |
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I'm sorry officer, I have terrible depth perception. |
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I'm sorry officer, I thought you were the dirty cop that's been stalking me. |
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It's okay to speed as long as I don't hurt myself or others, right? |
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I don't want to travel there, I don't deal with change very well. |
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I'm sorry officer, but I was listening to the radio and Dr. Laura really gets me going! |
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I'm sorry officer, it's too hard to read signs and focus on the road at the same time. |
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I'm sorry officer, I was just pondering life and I must have lost track of my speed. |
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I'm sorry officer, I was just trying to escape from the Feds! |
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I'm sorry officer, I just wanted to keep up with the traffic. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my flight got delayed. |
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I can't travel there, I don't know the language! |
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I'm sorry officer, I forgot my glasses and I couldn't read my speedometer! |
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I'm sorry officer, I dropped my crack pipe in my beer bottle and I must have lost track of the road. |
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I thought speed limits are more like guidelines than actual rules. |
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I'm sorry officer, but my boss will fire me if I'm late again! |
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I won't be able to feed my family if I have to pay that ticket! |
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I'm sorry officer, it's just that my horoscope told me I should take chances today. |
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I'm sorry officer, I've been hypnotized to drive like that! |
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I'm sorry officer, I couldn't see the lanes in the dark! |
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I'm sorry officer, I've had a long day. |
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I can't travel now, I lost my cell phone and I'd be out of communication with everyone. |
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I don't want to travel there, I love my city too much to leave! |
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I'm sorry officer, I'm from Europe and my conversions from kph to mph aren't very good. |
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I'm sorry officer, but I was listening to the radio and Michael Savage really gets me going! |
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I'm sorry officer, I just got new tires, they drive so smoothly I didn't know I was speeding! |
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I'd love to travel there, but I don't have anyone to go with. |
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I'm sorry officer, my car is old and difficult to control. |
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I'm sorry officer, I was just hurrying to Mexico to escape the outstanding warrant for my arrest. |
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I'm sorry, but I can't travel there because I'm allergic to the peanuts they serve on airlines. |
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I'm sorry officer, I just wanted to see what this car could do! |
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But officer, I donate to the force regularly! |
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I'm sorry officer, I just wanted to give you some excitement. |
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I'm sorry officer, you didn't show up on my radar detector! |
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I'm sorry officer, I couldn't see the lanes in the rain! |
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I'm sorry officer, it's been a long drive and I was just zoning out a little. |
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