47 Jury Duty Excuses
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I refuse to serve jury duty, I will not be sworn in on a bible I don't believe in! |
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I'd be happy to serve on jury duty as long as I can bring my colicky baby. |
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If I take time off for jury duty, my company will go bankrupt! |
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I can't serve jury duty because I am a convicted murderer. |
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Before you pick me for this jury, I want you to know that I'm allergic to deodorant. |
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I won't be able to be an impartial juror, all lawyers I've met are dirty lying crooks. |
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If you make me serve jury duty, I'll sue you for emotional distress. |
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If I take time off for jury duty my family will starve! |
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Serving jury duty would be a financial hardship, the cost of living is skyrocketing these days! |
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Yeah, that guy looks guilty. |
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I can't serve jury duty, I have sole responsibility over five kids! |
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I only serve on juries with free donuts, sorry. |
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I can't serve on a jury, I'm still working on becoming a citizen! |
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I can't serve jury duty because I'm an illegal immigrant. |
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I can't serve jury duty, I'm stuck in jail. |
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I am afraid that the defendant will come after me and attack me if I find him guilty for anything. |
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I will only serve on juries where I'm the foreman. |
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If chosen for this case, I will exercise my full rights to jury nullification. |
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Because I am not a murderer, I'm not qualified to serve on a jury of the defendant's peers. |
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I can't serve jury duty because I am a psychiatrist. |
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I wouldn't be able to concentrate on a jury, I'm obsessed with my work right now. |
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I'm sorry, I have an operation scheduled then. |
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I get panic attacks in stressful environments like courtrooms. |
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I no longer live in the county where I was summoned to jury duty. |
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I can't take time off for that, my potted plant needs constant supervision. |
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I can't serve jury duty, I would have to interrupt to pray to Allah five times a day. |
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I know the defendant from years ago, and we were best friends! |
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I know the defendant from years ago, and I hate his guts! |
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I can't serve jury duty, my psychiatrist says that I need to avoid stressful situations. |
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I am a horrible racist, do you really want me on your jury? |
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I am a recovering drug addict and jury duty might make me relapse. |
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I refuse to serve jury duty in any court that swears people in with a religious book like the Bible. |
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I'm beginning to regret my sex change operation. I'm too confused to make a competent juror. |
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I can't serve jury duty, I am a single mother of ten! |
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I have original thoughts. Do you really want me on your jury? |
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The good Lord will smite down the guilty, so my voice as juror is unnecessary. |
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No hablo ingles. |
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Jury duty would conflict with my responsibility to care for my other personality. |
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I don't feel safe sitting in a government courthouse all day when there are terrorists on the loose. |
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I think mandatory jury duty is unlawful so I am practicing civil disobedience. |
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I'm sorry, but the Bible tells me that I shalt not judge. |
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I can't serve jury duty, I have Tourette's and I shout obscene words on a regular basis. |
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Mandatory jury duty is unconstitutional slave labor! |
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I can't serve jury duty, I just don't work well under pressure. |
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I am not educated enough to make a fair decision as a juror. |
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I have a weak personality, so I'll just end up agreeing with whatever the other jury members decide. |
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I'll be busy at the World Communist Convention plotting ways to overthrow bourgeoisie, like you. |
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