41 Chores Excuses
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I can't do those chores! Who do I look like, Schwarzenegger? |
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But you do the chores so much better than I do! |
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But I HAVE started my chores... I've been brainstorming ways to do them more efficiently! |
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The vacuum cleaner is broken. |
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I'm going to have to clean the house again next week, so why bother now? |
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I would've done my chores if I'd found the lawnmower. |
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I would've done my chores if I'd found the vacuum. |
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I can't do those chores now, my creative juices are finally starting to flow for my novel! |
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I can't do those chores now, my creative juices are finally starting to flow for my song! |
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I'm not going to listen to you anymore, mom... Eminem has inspired me. |
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I'll do my chores later, I ate too much and I'm going into a food coma. |
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My goal is to become a game designer, so playing video games seemed like a better use of my time. |
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But the game was on! |
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If you can sit on your rear all day and call it "fishing," why can't I call it "doing my chores"? |
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Today has been amazing, I don't want to ruin it with chores. |
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I'll do my chores later, I have a hot date tonight that I don't want to miss! |
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I'll do my homework later, I have a hot date tonight that I don't want to miss! |
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I'll do my chores later, I'm busy playing with my imaginary friend. |
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I promised myself I wouldn't do anything until my orc reaches level 86! |
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I don't have enough willpower to do my chores, so why bother? |
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I don't have enough willpower to do my chores, so why bother? |
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I can't do my chores right now, I'm busy meditating. |
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I declared myself a citizen of the sovereign nation of my nation, so I have my own laws! |
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I'm going to have to mow the lawn again next week, so why bother now? |
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I really don't have much of an excuse -- I'm just a screwup. |
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But the house isn't that dirty! |
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My excuses work only if you have an iPhone. |
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I'll only do my chores if you pay me. |
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My goal is to become a pro athlete, so playing sports seemed like a better use of my time. |
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I pulled my back, so I can't do my chores right now. |
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But today is my day off, I want to enjoy it! |
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Why are you mad at me for something I didn't do?! |
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I'm too sore from the gym to start my chores today. |
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BP pollutes the entire Gulf Coast, and you're mad because I spilt some milk? |
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I'm on strike against chores. |
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The grass is always greener on the other side, so what's the point of mowing the lawn? |
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I have too much homework to do my chores today. |
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My goal is to become a TV star, so watching TV seemed like a better use of my time. |
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I'm sorry, but when it comes to chores, I only accept written requests. |
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I don't have the right clothes for that job. |
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You'll never believe what happened! And you shouldn't either, cause I'm about to make it up. |
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