43 Robbery Excuses
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One day when I was bored I brainstormed ways to rob a bank. I got that far, so why stop there? |
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I robbed that store because I don't approve of their business practices. |
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If I didn't steal that car I wouldn't have any way to get to work. |
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I wouldn't listen to those songs if I had to buy them. |
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I'm a child at heart, so I shouldn't be held criminally responsible for my actions. |
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I may have robbed that bank, but I'm only a child of my environment. |
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It's okay to pirate music because bands make most of their money on tour anyway. |
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What's the point of owning a crowbar if I can't break into places and steal stuff? |
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Why pay for legal downloads with DRM restrictions when you can get superior files for free? |
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Pirating isn't theft, it's only duplication. |
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His wallet was sticking out of his pocket, how could I NOT rob him? |
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It's okay to pirate movies because CDs cost more than they're worth. |
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It's okay to pirate movies because DVDs cost more than they're worth. |
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CDs have maybe two or three good songs on them, so why pay for the filler? |
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I pirate movies as a statement against the MPAA. |
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I pirate music as a statement against the RIAA. |
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It's not my fault, I'm genetically predisposed to a life of crime. |
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It doesn't matter if I pirate songs, the music labels hardly pay the artists anyway. |
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I thought the laws against filesharing were more guidelines than actual rules. |
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I thought the laws against armed robbery were more guidelines than actual rules. |
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It wasn't me, someone stole my identity and robbed that bank in my name! |
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It takes too long to enter my credit card info for legal downloads, pirating is way more convenient. |
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It takes too long to rip CDs onto my computer, pirating is way more convenient. |
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It's okay I pirated that song, I hardly listen to it anyway. |
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It's Hollywood's fault, heist movies inspired me to rob that bank. |
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I only mug rich people who won't be affected by the loss. |
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I only mug snobs who deserve it anyways. |
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I only robbed him because I really wanted that new 70 inch flatscreen TV. |
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There's no evidence that I robbed that bank, only hearsay. |
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Pirating files is like speeding on the highway, it's only a LITTLE wrong. |
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I don't have enough money to buy those songs and movies legally. |
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Poverty drove me to rob that bank. |
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If I like this pirated song, I'll buy it later. |
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In my family, robbing someone is a rite of passage. |
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My friend dared me to rob that bank, who was I to refuse a good dare? |
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My name is Rob, so what do you expect? |
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I'm poor, so in a way, robbing the rich makes me like Robin Hood. |
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What good is a ski mask if I can't rob anyone with it? |
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The government steals my money every day through taxes, so I just assumed robbery was legal. |
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I don't need jail time, I need to go to thief rehab! |
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What's the point of there being torrents if I can't use them? |
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I didn't rob that bank, it was my identical twin! |
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I'm sorry I shoplifted, Winona Rider is probably a bad role model. |
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