231 Events Excuses
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I'm sorry I'm late, my hernia was acting up this morning. |
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I won't be able to make it, a car hit me as I was crossing the street. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got waylaid by a crazy homeless man on my way here. |
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I won't be able to make it, my horse bit me hard. |
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I won't be able to make it, I spilled hot coffee in my lap this morning. |
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I'm sorry, I'm house sitting for a friend that day. |
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I'm celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and I have to pillage a few villages. |
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My excuses work only if you have AT&T. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to iron my good clothes. |
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I won't be able to make it, I've been sentenced to jail. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm busy preparing for Jesus' imminent return. |
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I won't be able to make it, I'm busy learning some John Mayer songs to impress my girlfriend. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my son thought it would be funny to siphon my gas. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, my son thought it would be funny to let the air out of my tires. |
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I won't be able to make it, someone kicked me in the groin and I'm in a lot of pain! |
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I won't be able to make it, I fell out of a tree trying to rescue an adorable kitten. |
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I won't be able to make it, I can't find parking. |
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I won't be able to make it, I fell off a ladder and twisted my ankle. |
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I won't be able to make it, someone stole my clothes from the laundromat! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to fix my leaky bathroom pipes. |
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I won't be able to make it, I have leprosy. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to call the police to remove a creepy man lingering outside of my house. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I couldn't find the building! |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I forgot where I parked my car. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my contacts. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my glasses. |
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I won't be able to make it, I lost my toothbrush and I had garlic for breakfast. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I couldn't find the room! |
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I can't make it, I lost my wallet and I have to spend today at the DMV getting a new license. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, it took forever to find my wallet. |
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I think I've got lumbago. It feels just like a hangover, oddly enough. |
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I have other, as-yet-unspecified plans I'm sure will materialize in due time. |
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I'm not coming, I hate people. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I missed the bus. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I missed my flight. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I missed the train. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I got lost in the fog and missed the turn. |
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I won't be able to make it, there's mold growing around my house and it's making me sick. |
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I'm sorry, I'll be busy moving that weekend. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I was mugged on my way here! |
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My mugshot has an appointment with the morning news. You'll understand when you see. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I just moved here and I'm still unfamiliar with the area. |
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I won't be able to make it, I have to camp out to get the new game! |
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I won't be able to make it, I have to camp out to get tickets to the new movie! |
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I won't be able to make it, I think my new piercing is infected. |
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I won't be able to make it, my new tattoo needs time to heal. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I had to trim my nose and ear hair. |
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I'm sorry I'm late, I have OCD and I cannot leave until the time is an even multiple of 7. |
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I'm sorry I'm late. Once you're as old as I am, you'll understand. |
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I won't be able to make it, an old friend just stopped by for a surprise visit. |
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